BENJAMIN FRANKLIN AND JOHN ADAMS ONCE HAD TO SHARE A BED IN A CROWDED INN, AND SPENT A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF TIME ARGUING OVER WHETHER OR NOT THE WINDOW SHOULD REMAIN OPEN DURING THE NIGHT, AND WHETHER AN OPEN WINDOW WAS A HEALTHIER WAY TO SLEEP OR A SUREFIRE WAY TO GET SICK.
I wonder who was of which opinion
FRANKLIN WANTED THE WINDOW OPEN, ADAMS WANTED IT CLOSED.
I wonder who won.
FRANKLIN, BY TOTAL KNOCKOUT. HE KEPT EXPLAINING WHY FRESH AIR IS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR THE BODY UNTIL ADAMS GOT BORED AND FELL ASLEEP, ALLOWING FRANKLIN TO DO AS HE PLEASED RE: THE WINDOW.
“What’s false conciousness?” asked Ron curiously. I knew he would be more open to communist ideas because he was part of the proletariat, whereas Hermione was part of the bourgeois intelligentsia.
“False conciousness is when people think communism is bad, ” I explained. “Since communism is good, it means they’re obviously insane.”
“Harry, are you a communist?” asked Hermione in a quiet voice. I could tell she was scared, probably of losing her private property.
Nostalgia. It’s delicate, but potent👌💪 Teddy told me that in Greek🇬🇷 “nostalgia” literally means the😢 pain from an old wound🤕 It’s a twinge in your heart💖😊 far more powerful😮💪🙌 than memory alone💭🖼🕑 This device isn’t a spaceship🚀🚫 it’s a time machine🕑 It goes backwards⬅ forwards➡ takes us to a place where we ache to go again🏖🏙✈↩ It’s not called the wheel🙅 It’s called the carousel🎪🐴✨ It lets us travel the way a child travels👦👧✈💫 Round and around, and back home again↩↩🏡 to a place where we know we are loved👨👩👧👦💞
Animal Crossing GameCube was so heartless. Villagers would randomly paint your roof. It was so hard to make money. One time a villager sold me a mystery item without even asking and took all the money I was carrying. 12 thousand bells. It was a pitfall seed.
